20+ Harry Potter Pickup Lines That Will Help You Find a Keeper
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Harry Potter can teach us a lot about love, friendship, life, and apparently, a lot about sex, too. Or, you know, at least how to get some. Between the spells and sorcery, there's a magical charm on screen that absolutely translates to IRL — and even online dating apps, too. Enter: dirty Harry Potter pickup lines.
Whether you identify more with being a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin, these magical Harry Potter pickup lines are dirty, inappropriate, and completely hilarious. Seriously, Potterheads will get a good laugh practicing these sexual lines on one another. Regardless of if you're using them as a joke or you're sincere about these dirty Harry Potter jokes, they'll spice things up with anyone you have an intimate relationship with (or are trying to have an intimate relationship with).
Try your luck with these sexual Harry Potter lines on true Harry Potter fans, and you may find your match made in Potterhead heaven. Just remember to only send pickup lines to people who you think they will be well received by, or, at least, use your best judgment. If you've never met someone before, it's probably best not to dive head-first into the dirtiest Harry Potter pickup line from this list.
— Additional reporting by Haley Lyndes
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
You can put your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I've been told my snake makes Nagini look small.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I don't need the Aguamenti charm to make you wet.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
When I look in the Mirror of Erised, I see you.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: you're growing me a bone.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I'll open my Gryffindor and you can most definitely Slytherin . . .
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Did you just Expelliarmus? Because your smile is disarming.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
You can hide your dragon in my Forbidden Forest.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want, and I don't need any clothes.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get a kiss.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I'd like to visit your Restricted Section tonight . . .
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Did you just cast Petrificus Totalus? Because you just made me stiff.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
It's a Portkey — once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you've never been before.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I've been Whomping my Willow thinking about you.
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Dirty Harry Potter Pickup Lines
When I need to make a Patronus, you're my happy thought.