20+ Harry Potter Pickup Lines That Will Help You Find a Keeper

I don't need to cast Accio to make you come.

You can put your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets.

Are you a Death Eater? Because AzkaDAMN.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm not an Animagus, but I'm an animal in bed.

I've been told my snake makes Nagini look small.

So I hear you're Head Girl of your house . . .

I don't need the Aguamenti charm to make you wet.

When I look in the Mirror of Erised, I see you.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: you're growing me a bone.

I'll open my Gryffindor and you can most definitely Slytherin . . .

Did you just Expelliarmus? Because your smile is disarming.

One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

You can hide your dragon in my Forbidden Forest.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want, and I don't need any clothes.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get a kiss.

I'd like to visit your Restricted Section tonight . . .

Wanna ride my broomstick?

Did you just cast Petrificus Totalus? Because you just made me stiff.

It's a Portkey — once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you've never been before.

I've been Whomping my Willow thinking about you.

I know a place you can stick your wand . . .

When I need to make a Patronus, you're my happy thought.