James Bond's Guide to Pickup Lines

"Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games?"

Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"

James Bond: "You should say yes."

Tatiana Romanova: "I think my mouth is too big."

James Bond: "It's just the right size . . . for me, that is."

James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner."

Jill Masterson: "Where?"

James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?"

James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle."

Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got."

James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

"Oh, the things I do for England."

Helga Brandt: "I've got you now."

James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."

Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."

James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."

James Bond: "But of course you are."

Solitaire: "James, what are you doing?"

James Bond: "Just testing an old adage: 'Unlucky at cards . . . '"

James Bond: "I approve."

Goodnight: "You do?"

James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."

James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"

Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."

James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"

Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."

James Bond: "That's the part I like."

"Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company."

"May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally."

"You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?"

Wai-Lin: "They're looking for us, James."

James Bond: "Let's stay under cover."

James Bond: "I was wrong about you."

Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"

James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are."

Jinx: "I am so good."

James Bond: "Especially when you're bad."

Vesper Lynd: "If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known."

James Bond: "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger . . . "

Vesper Lynd: "I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn."

James Bond: "If you had just been born, wouldn't you be naked?"

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"

James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."

Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."

James Bond: "I hope so."

Silva: "There's a first time for everything — eh, Mr. Bond?"

James Bond: "What makes you think it's my first time?"

Eve: "That was hardly my best shot."

James Bond: "I'm not sure I could survive your best."

Eve: "I doubt you'll get the chance."

Madeleine Swann: "You shouldn't stare."

James Bond: "Well, you shouldn't look like that. "

Lucia Sciarra: "If you don't leave now, we'll die together."

James Bond: "I can think of worse ways to go."