Skip Nav
Benefits to Marrying Your High School Sweetheart
Personal Essay
12 Reasons I'm Glad I Married My High School Sweetheart
Sex
31 NC-17 Movies That Are Basically Porn With a Plot
Sex
40 Sexy GIFs So NSFW They'll Get You Fired
Best Brooklyn Running Routes
Running
This Is How and Why I Run South Brooklyn

Penis Tuxedo

The Hunt Is Over — We've Found the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift

Is your man feeling a little . . . plain lately? Perhaps a bit "meh" in the nether regions? Consider the new manhood tuxedo. With Valentine's Day fast approaching, it'd make for the PERFECT peen present. His stick will feel sleek, sexy, and fresh AF. Not to mention, camera-ready for any formal event!

You can get Lelo's Tux for the low, low price of $30 (unheard of, amirite?!). It's hewn from satin and adorned with a lush bow tie, so your guy is sure to go nuts (ha) over this one. Lelo user and reviewer Bill gives the Tux four stars. "When LELO contacted me about reviewing this product, I knew I just had to," he wrote. "It fits great, there is a little band that goes under your family jewels so it stays on, and the material is high quality so [it] feels great too. It's a bit of fun, and I must admit, I felt like James Bond (in a weird but sexy way)."

There ya have it — the best gift ever. What else could he possibly wish for in this life, anyway?

From Our Partners
Sex-Positive Young Adult Books
Best Positions For G-Spot Orgasms
Essay About Having More Sex When You're Pregnant
How Marriage Changes When You Have Kids
Is Shower Sex Safe?
How Dance Can Help Relationships
How Alcohol Helped My Sex Life After Having Kids
Weekend Sex Challenge
Best Celebrity PDA Pictures 2018
Dad's Reaction to His Wife Cutting off Her Dreads
How to Have Sex With Kids in the House
Memes About Being Lonely
From Our Partners
Latest Love
All the Latest From Ryan Reynolds