Pizza Is Better Than Valentine's Day
11 Reasons Pizza Is Better Than Valentine's Day
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In case you didn't know, time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. Or at least that's what the wise Aubrey Plaza once said. In other words, pizza rules everything around us. In fact, we love pizza so much that we believe everyone should just ditch Valentine's Day and have a big pizza party. The holiday of love (also known as a corporate vortex of doom) is flooding your news stream, and there are far more important things to talk about . . . like pizza. So stop wasting your life on roses or hearts, and go scarf down a flat slice of real love.
1 It's saucier than any Valentine's Day bedroom scenario.
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2 It stretches in ways that no man can on any day of the year.
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3 Pizza will never run out on you.
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4 You look way hotter eating pizza than you do wearing lingerie.
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5 You can enjoy pizza with friends.
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6 You can sing sweet nothings to your pizza.
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7 Pizza will be there for you all the time, every day.
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8 You know that the way pizza looks will never disappoint you.
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9 No matter how much pizza you eat, you will feel good about it in the end.
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10 Holding a piece of pizza makes you look cool.
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11 Pizza is the most low-maintenance relationship you'll ever have.
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