The Best Quotes From Rom-Com BFFs Who Aren't Afraid of a Little Tough Love

"Good for you. Walking away from Nick and his family's fat-ass property portfolio. You have no one, no net worth, but you have integrity. That's why I respect you."

Amy: "He called me on purpose."
Nikki: "Hang up! He's obviously, like, sick or something."
Aaron: "I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again."
Nikki: "I'm going to call the police."

"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."

"You can search the entire universe and never find a being more worthy of love than yourself."

"Here's what I don't like about it: you hate yourself after you see him. Every time. And then we go through this and you feel like sh*t. And it's almost like you're doing it because you feel bad about yourself."

Lauren: "This doesn't make me a whore."
Jesse: "A whore?! No, it makes you awesome."

"Life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage . . . maybe there won't be sex . . . but, by God, there'll be dancing."

"The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy."

"A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie."

"Look, I don't see why it's so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him."

"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband"

"Exactly. I mean there's been all these bloody hints and stuff, but has he ever actually stuck his f*cking tongue down your f*cking throat?"

"Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do."

Jane: George appreciates me for who I am!

Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?

Jane: Because sometimes your best friends have to slap some sense into ya.

Courtney: What do we always tell them no matter what?

Jane: Oh. My. God. Your penis is so big.

Courtney: Good girl.

"You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy."

[On husbands] "You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!"

Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!

Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

"Hey, he asked you right? Maybe you guys could, like, um you know get a house together and, like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don't know."

"Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?"

"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will."

Faith: Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America?

Kate: Yeah, at least you could spend the rest of your life blaming your parents instead of yourself.

"This is really fascinating, what's going on at this table. Let's take you and Erica. You've been around the block a few times. What are you, around 60? 63. Fantastic! Never married, which as we know, if you were a woman, would be a curse. You'd be an old maid, a spinster. Blah, blah, blah. So instead of pitying you, they write an article about you. Celebrate your never marrying. You're elusive and ungetable, a real catch. Then, there's my gorgeous sister here. Look at her. She is so accomplished. Most successful female playwright since who? Lillian Hellmann? She's over 50, divorced, and she sits in night after night after night because available guys her age want something — forgive me, they want somebody that looks like Marin. The over-50 dating scene is geared towards men leaving older women out. And as a result, the women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because as we all know, men — especially older men — are threatened and afraid of productive, interesting women. It is just so clear! Single older women as a demographic are about as f*cked a group as can ever exist."

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged."

Maggie: Do you think I flirt with Cory?

Peggy: Yes.

Maggie: I don't mean it.

Peggy: I know. I think sometimes you just sort of spaz out with random excess flirtation energy and it just lands on anything male that moves.

Patti: I refuse to screw up your love life.

Frances: Don't be ridiculous, Patti. You are my love life.

Mary: For an entire Summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina!

Penny: I think that's adorable!

George: Michael's chasing Kimmy?

Julianne: Yes!

George: You're chasing Michael?

Julianne: YES!

George: Who's chasing you . . . nobody, get it? There's your answer.

"Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble."

"Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste."

"Fifty percent of what people say when they are joking is true, which means, you do wanna go to this wedding but you are too afraid to admit it. So, by making some sort of joke about it, you get to say what you really want without being vulnerable."

"Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss."