14 Thanksgiving Tips For Ladies From Vintage Ads

You want that coffee to be as "full-bodied" and "vigorous" as your man!

Is that a turkey dinner? Nope, it's just my tasty cigarette.

Just be sure to choose one that "tastes expensive."

And try to ignore that whole Native American genocide part of US history.

Hey, so what if you overate on Thanksgiving? Load up that day-after sandwich and have a Coke.

Yum, doesn't that vegetable loaf look delicious?

Be sure to get corn that's "so tender even grandpa can eat it!"

You don't need a man to have a fresh turkey, and you can light your own cigarettes, thank you very much.

Cuz you're going to gobble it up!

Doesn't she look like she's having fun! Wheeeee!

No frowny faces allowed!

Why have one turkey when you can have four?

To drink away your seasonal affective disorder!