Do you know what is rough? It is rough when you have the biggest crush ever on a celebrity who has no idea who you are. It is even rougher knowing that they will never actually know who you are and how perfect the two of you would be as a couple. I know this because I have spent a large chunk of my life being in love with famous men. Once upon a time it was Zac Hanson from Hanson, then it was Erik-Michael Estrada from O-Town, and now it's Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson from One Direction and Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds.
Do you know what keeps me up at night? Knowing that MGG and I would be a perfect fit and trying to figure out how I could possibly ask him out so he could see this. I won't take it so far as to legitimately stalk any of my celebrity crushes or be a little too over the top or crazy (define crazy however you please, but I swear I'm not), but my love for some of these celebrities runs deep. Way deep.
The good news is that I am able to recognize my severe problem with my celebrity crushes and make light of them instead of crying over how sad I am that this is my stupid life. More good news is that I have fellow crushers to commiserate with, so we're never alone. If you want to join our club, you have to be sure the following 11 facts of life apply to you. Bonus: all 11 are told in GIF form by my three favorite celebrity men, because I'm nothing if not wholly dedicated to them.