11 Things Anyone in Love With a Celebrity Knows to Be True About Their Life

It's happened to me more than once that I have to remind myself that Harry isn't actually someone I can just call up on the phone.

I sometimes talk about MGG and Harry like they're real people in my lives. "Oh yeah, MGG said the other night that this was his favorite movie theater." I mean, yes, that did happen, but he didn't really say it to me personally. But I'll act like he did.

OK, but how unfair is it that this person who is seemingly perfect for you is a celebrity who's basically unattainable? To me that feels really unfair, because I'm, like, 99 percent sure that MGG would fall in love with me if he gave me five minutes of his time.

Not in a creepy way, honestly. It's just that you keep up with everything they've got going on, so naturally you know all there is to know.

I'm not saying I have all of Louis's social media on alerts as well as a subscription to his website . . . but I'm not not saying that. I don't want to miss anything, OK?

Not everyone does this, but some of us do, because, like I said, they belong with someone else. Ahem, me, for example.

Because, ya know, you aren't actually dating. Sad.

And in turn, they are memories that your love definitely does not have because you are just one of many, many fans.

Look, I'm not saying that I'm holding out for MGG to love me, but I might actually be saying that, which means I'm not dating any real men in New York City because none of them are MGG.

Do you want to know how much money I've shelled out for Harry? I'm not going to figure it out for you because it'll make me cry, but just trust me when I say I probably could have made a down payment on a house at this point.

Hopefully you at least have one friend who understands that this is your life and your relationship goals are unattainable. It's good to have someone to turn to when your one true love inevitably finds their own one true love who isn't you.