20 Times Rory and Lorelai Taught You Everything You Need to Know About Love and Life

Emily: Now take me through this step by step. You see a man, you walk up to him, and you say?

Lorelai: "Hello."

Emily: Is that too forward?

Lorelai: No, it's the appropriate way to indicate you're open to a social engagement. Unless, however, you are approaching a weasel. Then I believe the proper signal is just to offer him your hindquarters.