50 Books Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey

Phil Torcivia's parody series kicks off with Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks, which tells the scintillating tale of an unsophisticated and horny "old fart blogger Mormon Silver" and young entrepreneur Bea Plastique. Mormon is "startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and, despite her mysterious love of ice hockey, finds he is desperate to get close to her (and honk her boobies)."