"I figure the bed's one of those vibratin' numbers, so that explains all the quarters. Nobody could possibly fancy pretzel twists that much, so I reckon you won some kinda weird contest. As for the condoms, well, either you got a yen for cheerleadin' squads or we had the night of all nights. Whatever, there's an explanation. As for the blue chicken, I need a little help with that one."
Kay, Flesh and Bone
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