Here's Why Meg Ryan Is the Queen of Rom Coms

"I figure the bed's one of those vibratin' numbers, so that explains all the quarters. Nobody could possibly fancy pretzel twists that much, so I reckon you won some kinda weird contest. As for the condoms, well, either you got a yen for cheerleadin' squads or we had the night of all nights. Whatever, there's an explanation. As for the blue chicken, I need a little help with that one."