42 Memorable Quotes From Your Favorite Holiday Films

Scott/Santa Claus: "Hey, Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts, and then I'll fall in love?"

Cupid: "First of all, they're not darts; they're arrows. Second of all, no can do."

Scott/Santa Claus: "Why not?"

Cupid: "Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago."