The 7 Stages of Crushing On One Direction in Their New Video

Updated on 10/24/2014 at 5:00 PM

It's a big day in 1D land — the brand-new video for "Steal My Girl" hit the Internet, and tickets for a 2015 US tour went on sale. And if you're anything like me, you watched the new video with a bit of a perplexed look on your face. Sumo wrestlers? A marching band? Danny DeVito? For a song about stealing someone's girl? But it's One Direction, so we just accept the insanity and keep on fangirling.

Keep reading to see our seven phases of watching and loving the new video, and watch it in full at the end!

Phase 1: When you realize Danny DeVito is "directing" this video shoot

Source: Paramount Pictures

Phase 2: When you realize Liam is Daddy AF smashing those inhibitions

And it gives you all the feels.

Phase 3: When you totally wish you were this monkey

Who wouldn't want to be cuddled like that by Louis?

Phase 4: When you realize Niall's dance moves haven't ever improved

They weren't joking when they said they really can't dance.

Phase 5: When you can't decide if Harry's leopard-print coat is awful or awesome

I'm going with awful, but Harry makes it look awesome.

Phase 6: When you finally get a Zayn close-up during his high note

And it sounds like angels are singing directly to you.

Phase 7: That "Come to Jesus" moment when the rain falls down and gives us Wet Direction

And let's be real — Wet Direction is the best direction.