17 Things Girls Are Actually Doing When They Go to the Bathroom

Looking for a confidence booster? Just walk into a girls' restroom.

Every girl has them.

It's a hazard to mankind if you put it on without a mirror.

Either for more or less cleavage. Usually more.

Because whoever you're with was too dumb to tell you that there's lettuce in your teeth.

And making the proper alterations.

You must prepare for wherever the night takes you.

Sometimes the only person that can pump you up is yourself.

Seriously, that's a thing that happens.

A necessary evil.

Sometimes you need to have a bestie powwow when things are going wrong.

It's free!

You want to make sure you look good before you go seduce someone on the dance floor.

OK, you're probably watching a fight from inside the bathroom stall.

Obviously.

So. Much. Crying.

The bathroom is a sh*t-talking mecca.