I Went On a Date With a Career Magician

I'm aware how magicians work — they trick your mind and find ways to fool your brain. So when I asked him how he expected women to trust him, he said he was an honest liar. I'm still not exactly sure what that means, even after he explained it, but I know one thing: anyone who labels themselves a liar, no matter the preceding adjective, on a first date is not going on a second one.