Guys, STOP Posting These Pictures on Dating Apps Before It's Too Late

What they want us to get from it: I’m open to having kids! In the very distant future! I sort of like kids! I hope she knows this is my niece and not my illegitimate child! Women love kids!

What we actually get from it: Ugh that poor kid looks miserable. Why do all men think we are obsessed with becoming immediately impregnated? I am working on my career right now, but thanks, try again later.