I Just Sent Out All of These Holiday Cards, and I am Weeping They Are So Funny

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Get ready to run to your nearest post office and buy out all of the holiday-themed stamps in the building, because you are going to want to send these greeting cards to everyone you know . . . trust us.

Whether you're into pop culture and celebs, naughty holiday references, or just funny puns in general, you will be living for these greeting cards.

Stamp 'em up and send them on their way. We promise your friends will love this holiday kind of humor.

Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card
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Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card

This Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card ($5) is fun for everyone.

Holiday Budget Christmas Card
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Holiday Budget Christmas Card

This Holiday Budget Christmas Card ($4) is almost too accurate.

Funny Hanukkah Card
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Funny Hanukkah Card

Whether it's raining men or menorahs, we are loving this Funny Hanukkah Card ($5).

"You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card
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"You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card

Have some fun with this Maury-inspired "You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card ($5).

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card
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Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card

Dwayne Johnson would approve of this Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card ($6).

"Tis' the Season" Christmas Card
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"Tis' the Season" Christmas Card

This "Tis' the Season" Christmas Card ($18 for eight) is the holiday season in a nutshell.

Merry "Krismas" Christmas Card
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Merry "Krismas" Christmas Card

Wish your Kardashian-loving loved ones a Merry "Krismas" with this Christmas Card ($4).

Naughty Christmas Card
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Naughty Christmas Card

This cheeky Naughty Christmas Card ($6) says it all.

"Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card

Spread some holiday humor with this "Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card ($4).

Kim Kardasher Card
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Kim Kardasher Card

This Kim Kardasher Card ($4) is a fan fave.

Gifts For Me Christmas Card
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Gifts For Me Christmas Card

This Gifts For Me Christmas Card ($5) is too funny and too true.

"Well Hung" Christmas Card
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"Well Hung" Christmas Card

We are giggling over this "Well Hung" Christmas Card ($4).

Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card
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Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card

Let this Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card ($4) keep you warm all Winter long.

Christmas Story Card
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Christmas Story Card

Holidays got you down? This Christmas Story Card ($5) will cheer anyone up.

Prosecco Pun Card
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Prosecco Pun Card

We will drink to this Prosecco Pun Card ($4).

Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card
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Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card

Share the season's blessings with this Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card ($5).

Rihanna Christmas Card
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Rihanna Christmas Card

Make the holidays hot with this Rihanna Christmas Card ($4).

"O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card
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"O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card

This "O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card ($5) is shockingly funny.

"Filthy Animal" Greeting Card
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"Filthy Animal" Greeting Card

This "Filthy Animal" Greeting Card ($5) always makes us laugh.

"All the Jingle Ladies" Card
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"All the Jingle Ladies" Card

This "All the Jingle Ladies" Card ($4) is perfect for the single gal you know.

Beyoncé Christmas Card
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Beyoncé Christmas Card

Queen Bey fans will love this Beyoncé Christmas Card ($4).

Snoop Dogg Greeting Card
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Snoop Dogg Greeting Card

Light up the holidays with this Snoop Dogg Greeting Card ($5).

"Happy Challah-Days" Card
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"Happy Challah-Days" Card

Get a taste of the holidays with this "Happy Challah-Days" Card ($4).

Funny Christmas Card
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Funny Christmas Card

Remind your friends to grab the wine with this Funny Christmas Card ($5).

Funny Holiday Card
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Funny Holiday Card

This Funny Holiday Card ($5) is so accurate.

Betty White Christmas Card
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Betty White Christmas Card

Wish everyone a "White Christmas" with this Betty White Christmas Card ($4).

Sarcastic Christmas Card
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Sarcastic Christmas Card

Send this Sarcastic Christmas Card ($5) to everyone who is just too extra.

Trump Christmas Card
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Trump Christmas Card

Send this Trump Christmas Card ($4) to your politically minded friend with a funny bone.

"More Sleigh Bell" Card
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"More Sleigh Bell" Card

Laugh a little with this "More Sleigh Bell" Card ($4).

Christmas Defined Card
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Christmas Defined Card

This Christmas Defined Card ($5) breaks down the real definition of the holiday.

Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card
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Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card

Channel the holiday spirit with this Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card ($4).

Merry Christmas Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas Greeting Card

This Merry Christmas Greeting Card ($5) is all we want for Christmas.

Beer Christmas Card
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Beer Christmas Card

Cheers to beer with this Beer Christmas Card ($4).

Coworker Christmas Card
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Coworker Christmas Card

This Coworker Christmas Card ($4) says it how it is.

Cute Best Friend Christmas Card
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Cute Best Friend Christmas Card

Send this Cute Best Friend Christmas Card ($4) to the pal you like to hang with.

Naughty Christmas Card
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Naughty Christmas Card

Tell 'em what you want with this Naughty Christmas Card ($4).

Wine Christmas Card
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Wine Christmas Card

This Wine Christmas Card ($5) sums up what a "white" Christmas really is.

Funny Holiday Card
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Funny Holiday Card

This Funny Holiday Card ($4) is for the cookie-lover you know.

Funny Christmas Card
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Funny Christmas Card

This Funny Christmas Card ($4) gets a lot of laughs.

Empty Threats Christmas Card
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Empty Threats Christmas Card

Don't make us send this Empty Threats Christmas Card ($5) to anyone this year.

Vegan Christmas Card
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Vegan Christmas Card

This Vegan Christmas Card ($4) is perfect for any health nut.

Abusive Christmas Card
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Abusive Christmas Card

These Abusive Christmas Cards ($12) are to the point.

The Breakfast Club Christmas Card
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The Breakfast Club Christmas Card

This The Breakfast Club Christmas Card ($6) is perfect for any movie-lover.

Jon Snow Greeting Card
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Jon Snow Greeting Card

This Jon Snow Greeting Card ($4) is perfect for the TV-lover you know.

"Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card
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"Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card

Any Miley fan will appreciate this "Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card ($4).

"Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card
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"Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card

BRB — just sending this "Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card ($4) to everyone I know.

"Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card
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"Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card

If you know someone who is going to be home alone this holiday season, send them this "Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card ($5).

"Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card
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"Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card

You can do anything with this "Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card ($4).

"Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card
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"Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card

Get in the ugly Christmas-sweater spirit with this "Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card ($4).

Funny Hanukkah Card
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Funny Hanukkah Card

Bring it on with this Funny Hanukkah Card ($4).

"Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card
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"Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card

Don't be afraid to eat good this season. This "Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card ($5) says it how it is.