I Just Sent Out All of These Holiday Cards, and I am Weeping They Are So Funny
Get ready to run to your nearest post office and buy out all of the holiday-themed stamps in the building, because you are going to want to send these greeting cards to everyone you know . . . trust us.
Whether you're into pop culture and celebs, naughty holiday references, or just funny puns in general, you will be living for these greeting cards.
Stamp 'em up and send them on their way. We promise your friends will love this holiday kind of humor.
Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card
This Rudolph and Blitzen Holiday Card ($5) is fun for everyone.
Barackin' Christmas Card
This Barackin' Christmas Card ($5) is perfect for anyone who misses Obama.
Holiday Budget Christmas Card
This Holiday Budget Christmas Card ($4) is almost too accurate.
Funny Hanukkah Card
Whether it's raining men or menorahs, we are loving this Funny Hanukkah Card ($5).
"You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card
Have some fun with this Maury-inspired "You Are NOT the Father" Christmas Card ($5).
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card
Dwayne Johnson would approve of this Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Christmas Card ($6).
Funny Gin Christmas Card
This Funny Gin Christmas Card ($4) is a perfect mix of drinks and holiday cheer.
"Tis' the Season" Christmas Card
This "Tis' the Season" Christmas Card ($18 for eight) is the holiday season in a nutshell.
Merry "Krismas" Christmas Card
Wish your Kardashian-loving loved ones a Merry "Krismas" with this Christmas Card ($4).
Naughty Christmas Card
This cheeky Naughty Christmas Card ($6) says it all.
"Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card
Spread some holiday humor with this "Happy Birthday Yeezus" Christmas Card ($4).
Gifts For Me Christmas Card
This Gifts For Me Christmas Card ($5) is too funny and too true.
Funny Jesus Christmas Card
Party hard with this Funny Jesus Christmas Card ($5).
"Well Hung" Christmas Card
We are giggling over this "Well Hung" Christmas Card ($4).
Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card
Let this Sunbathing Gingerbread Christmas Card ($4) keep you warm all Winter long.
Christmas Story Card
Holidays got you down? This Christmas Story Card ($5) will cheer anyone up.
"Let's Get Baked" Christmas Card
Get cookin' with this "Let's Get Baked" Christmas Card Set ($9).
Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card
Share the season's blessings with this Hashtag Blessed Holiday Card ($5).
OMG! Christmas! Greeting Card
Buddy the Elf is everyone's favorite Christmas elf, so who wouldn't want this OMG! Christmas! Greeting Card ($5)?
Rihanna Christmas Card
Make the holidays hot with this Rihanna Christmas Card ($4).
"O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card
This "O Kim All Ye Faithful" Card ($5) is shockingly funny.
"Filthy Animal" Greeting Card
This "Filthy Animal" Greeting Card ($5) always makes us laugh.
"All the Jingle Ladies" Card
This "All the Jingle Ladies" Card ($4) is perfect for the single gal you know.
Beyoncé Christmas Card
Queen Bey fans will love this Beyoncé Christmas Card ($4).
Snoop Dogg Greeting Card
Light up the holidays with this Snoop Dogg Greeting Card ($5).
"All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe" Card
We love this "All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe" Card ($4).
"Happy Challah-Days" Card
Get a taste of the holidays with this "Happy Challah-Days" Card ($4).
Funny Christmas Card
Remind your friends to grab the wine with this Funny Christmas Card ($5).
Betty White Christmas Card
Wish everyone a "White Christmas" with this Betty White Christmas Card ($4).
Sarcastic Christmas Card
Send this Sarcastic Christmas Card ($5) to everyone who is just too extra.
"Let It Snow Elsewhere" Christmas Card
Warm up Winter with this "Let It Snow Elsewhere" Christmas Card ($4).
Throwback Thursday Holiday Card
Take it back in time with this Throwback Thursday Holiday Card ($5).
Trump Christmas Card
Send this Trump Christmas Card ($4) to your politically minded friend with a funny bone.
"More Sleigh Bell" Card
Laugh a little with this "More Sleigh Bell" Card ($4).
"I Like Your Balls" Card
Be blunt with this "I Like Your Balls" Card ($4).
Christmas Defined Card
This Christmas Defined Card ($5) breaks down the real definition of the holiday.
Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card
Channel the holiday spirit with this Christmas Spirits Funny Christmas Card ($4).
"This Is a Holiday Cardi" Greeting Card
This "This Is a Holiday Cardi" Greeting Card ($5) is so great.
"You're the Egg to my Nog" Card
This "You're the Egg to my Nog" Card ($4) is so sweet.
"I Put Out For Santa" Funny Holiday Card
Be honest with this "I Put Out For Santa" Funny Holiday Card ($4).
Merry Christmas Greeting Card
This Merry Christmas Greeting Card ($5) is all we want for Christmas.
Merry & Dwight Greeting Card
This Merry & Dwight Greeting Card ($5) is amazing.
Coworker Christmas Card
This Coworker Christmas Card ($4) says it how it is.
Cute Best Friend Christmas Card
Send this Cute Best Friend Christmas Card ($4) to the pal you like to hang with.
"No Christmas For You!" Christmas Card
This "No Christmas For You!" Christmas Card ($4) is too good.
Naughty Christmas Card
Tell 'em what you want with this Naughty Christmas Card ($4).
With You Romantic Christmas Card
This With You Romantic Christmas Card ($5) really speaks to all of us.
Wine Christmas Card
This Wine Christmas Card ($5) sums up what a "white" Christmas really is.
Funny Holiday Card
This Funny Holiday Card ($4) is for the cookie-lover you know.
Empty Threats Christmas Card
Don't make us send this Empty Threats Christmas Card ($5) to anyone this year.
Vegan Christmas Card
This Vegan Christmas Card ($4) is perfect for any health nut.
Cat Christmas Card
Get in the Christmas mood with this Cat Christmas Card ($6).
Abusive Christmas Card
These Abusive Christmas Cards ($12) are to the point.
The Breakfast Club Christmas Card
This The Breakfast Club Christmas Card ($6) is perfect for any movie-lover.
Jon Snow Greeting Card
This Jon Snow Greeting Card ($4) is perfect for the TV-lover you know.
"Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card
Any Miley fan will appreciate this "Merry Cyrus-mas" Christmas Card ($4).
"Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card
BRB — just sending this "Holly Dolly Christmas" Greeting Card ($4) to everyone I know.
"I See You When You're Sleeping" Holiday Card
Cat-lovers need this "I See You When You're Sleeping" Holiday Card ($6).
Shining Christmas Card
This Shining Christmas Card ($4) is frighteningly funny.
"Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card
If you know someone who is going to be home alone this holiday season, send them this "Wish You Were Here" Greeting Card ($5).
"Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card
You can do anything with this "Yes, We Hanukk-Can" Card ($4).
"Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card
Get in the ugly Christmas-sweater spirit with this "Break Out the Bad Boys" Funny Christmas Card ($4).
"Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card
Don't be afraid to eat good this season. This "Let's Get Fat Together This Christmas" Card ($5) says it how it is.
Gingerbread Bandit Christmas Card
Pug-lovers deserve this Gingerbread Bandit Christmas Card ($4).