These engagement captions are super witty — perfect for the couple that loves a good joke.
- Icy conditions ahead!
- We decided to get the government involved in this relationship.
- Stuck together forever!
- Bf(literally)fs.
- Where should we register?
- Sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sparkly diamond on my finger.
- I'm so happy I swiped right.
- Now accepting applications for [maid/matron of honor/best man].
- Comment who you think will be the bigger bridezilla.
- And to think I almost ghosted you after our first date.
- After mulling over a very detailed pros and cons list, I'm excited to announce that I said yes!
- Spoiler alert: I said yes!
- Does this ring make me look engaged?
