9 Dildos That Will Upgrade Your Sex Life in 2023

King Cock Ultra Realistic Suction Dildo With Balls ($50, originally $55)

When society tells you that you can't have it all, you can just hold up this big dildo and prove everyone wrong. Because, holy hell, this dildo has everything. What's on the menu with this bad boy? It has suction, it is large (a whopping eight inches), it is realistic-looking (balls!), it is two inches in diameter, and it's available in two colors. See? Having it all does exist.