This Is What Valentine's Day Cards Would Say If Parents Wrote Them

Valentine's Day changes after you get married and have children. What was once a flower-filled, champagne-sipping love fest turns into filling out tiny valentines for children you don't know and buying your own candy. It can be hard to celebrate your undying love for your spouse when you are so tired you can barely keep your eyes open due to chronic sleep deprivation. With that in mind, I would like to recommend a few greeting cards you can give to your significant other if you have been married a while and have young kids.

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So if you want to make sure your spouse knows how you feel, send them one of these message on Valentine's Day. They will feel your love.