Trump's Latest Speech Left the Entire Internet Confused as F*ck

On April 2, Melania Trump hosted 2018's annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House. Just before the festivities got underway, her husband took the floor to address the crowd — and that's when things went from zero to incoherent real quick. After welcoming the guests, most of whom were young children, and repeating how "perfect" and "beautiful" the weather was despite the rainy forecast, the POTUS went on to awkwardly struggle to describe the White House itself, all while standing right in front of it.

"I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special," he said. "We keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it's a great, great place." Um . . . what?! If you don't believe that he actually uttered this stream of consciousness, just watch the speech unfold in all its cringeworthiness ahead.

The bunny next to Trump truly had the most appropriate facial expression during the train wreck of an address. Needless to say, as soon as the Trump's Easter Egg Roll speech was broadcast, Twitter users of the world had a lot to say about it. I mean, can you blame them?