You (and Your Pup) Will Be Obsessed With These Schitt's Creek Dog Bandanas

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If your night wasn't spent cuddling on the couch with your dog, sipping wine, and binge-watching Schitt's Creek (again), then what were you even doing? Listen: our furry friends need bonding time with their humans, and there's no better way than by introducing them to the Rose family and sharing some quality laughs together. After you've officially made your puppy a fan, order them a Schitty new dog bandana. There are many Schitt's Creek-inspired options to show off your dog's fantastic taste in TV and make you smile every time you fasten it around their neck. (Maybe it'll catch the attention of showrunner Dan Levy, and your dog can be best friends with his dog. Hey, you never know.)

Schitt's Creek Ew, David Dog Bandana
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Schitt's Creek Ew, David Dog Bandana

Saying, "Ew, David!" is an appropriate response for almost every gross or annoying thing your dog does. That's why this Schitt's Creek Ew, David Dog Bandana ($17-$21) is so perfect. Just be prepared for your dog to start responding to "David" because you say it so often.

Schitt's Creek Rosebud Motel Dog Bandana
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Schitt's Creek Rosebud Motel Dog Bandana

Dogs may not be allowed inside the Rosebud Motel, but that doesn't mean they can't be fans! Get your pet this Schitt's Creek Rosebud Motel Dog Bandana ($17-$21), featuring the Rosebud Motel logo in red.

Schitt's Creek A Little Bit Alexis Dog Bandana
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Schitt's Creek A Little Bit Alexis Dog Bandana

Is your dog a Hollywood star? Then get him or her this adorable Schitt's Creek A Little Bit Alexis Dog Bandana ($17-$21) in pink with Alexis's catchphrase. (Warning: sassy behavior is likely to increase while wearing this.)

Schitt's Creek The Bébé Dog Bandana
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Schitt's Creek The Bébé Dog Bandana

The fur bébé of your family deserves simply the best, which is why you should get your dog this amazing Schitt's Creek The Bébé Dog Bandana ($17-$21). Your little one is sure to feel the love while wearing this bandana.

David Rose Lightning Bolt Inspired Dog Bandana
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David Rose Lightning Bolt Inspired Dog Bandana

David's sweater in bandana form? OMG! This David Rose Lightning Bolt Inspired Dog Bandana ($14-$18) is all black with three rows of white lightning bolts, just like David's best sweater.

Rose Apothecary Inspired Dog Bandana
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Rose Apothecary Inspired Dog Bandana

If David designed dog bandanas at Rose Apothecary, we know they would look like this Rose Apothecary Inspired Dog Bandana ($14-$18). It features the Rose Apothecary logo, two roses, and the words "handcrafted with care."

Ew, David Bandana
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Ew, David Bandana

All your (ahem, your dog's) favorite things about Schitt's Creek can be found on this Ew, David Bandana ($12-$16). From David's white sunglasses to Moira's wigs to iconic quotes ("Fold in the cheese!"), your dog will rep their favorite show well!

David Rose Icon Sweater Bandana
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David Rose Icon Sweater Bandana

With just one word, this David Rose Icon Sweater Bandana ($11) is cooler than anything you've ever worn! Inspired by David's "icon" sweater, this bandana will bring joy and jealousy to everyone who admires it.

David's Sweater Bandana
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David's Sweater Bandana

This David's Sweater Bandana ($8-$41) is a montage of David's best sweaters, including the words "nonchalance" and "icon," as well as stars and lightning bolts.

Rose Apothecary Hand Crafted Dog Bandana
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Rose Apothecary Hand Crafted Dog Bandana

How precious is this Rose Apothecary Hand Crafted Dog Bandana ($16)? This pretty piece says "Rose Apothecary" and features a beautiful rose display.

Ew, David Dog Bandana
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Ew, David Dog Bandana

What's red, black, and white and will make you say, "Ew, David!" all day long? This funny Ew, David Dog Bandana ($16), of course! It will look so cute on your dog.

Ew, People Funny Quote Bandana
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Ew, People Funny Quote Bandana

If anything was a total 2020 mood, it's this Ew, People Funny Quote Bandana ($16). It's a funny twist on the iconic line, "Ew, David," saying instead, "Ew, people." So true.

Rosebud Motel Bandana
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Rosebud Motel Bandana

You don't have to check in at the Rosebud Motel to buy this adorable Rosebud Motel Bandana ($16). Plus, it comes in black and white!

Schitt's Creek Reversible Over the Collar Dog Bandana
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Schitt's Creek Reversible Over the Collar Dog Bandana

This quirky Schitt's Creek Reversible Over the Collar Dog Bandana ($12-$16) contains the Rosebud Motel sign, the Rose Apothecary logo, David's best sweater, a crow (in honor of Moira's iconic movie), Alexis's "A" necklace, and Johnny's glasses.

Schitt's Creek Dog Bandana
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Schitt's Creek Dog Bandana

If your dogs have taste (hint: if they like Schitt's Creek, then the answer is obviously yes), then they will love this colorful Schitt's Creek Dog Bandana ($15-$19). It has cheese for folding, famous quotes (like "I'd get murdered for you" and "It's my turn to take a selfish"), and plenty of roses.