Best Dad Jokes
16 Dad Jokes to Get You Through the Week
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Long week? It's OK — we have some dad jokes here to save the day. Whether they make you cringe or bust out laughing, there's no doubt that a quality dad joke is the best distraction. Keep reading, and then go bother your friends with these brilliant two-liners.
1 Did you hear about the giant that threw up?
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2 What do you call a cow with no legs?
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3 What do you call a fake noodle?
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4 What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
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5 Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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6 What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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7 What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
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8 What did the police officer say to the belly button?
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9 Did you hear about that new restaurant called Karma?
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10 Have you heard that one joke about the butter?
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11 How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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12 What did the Buffalo say to his son?
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13 What do you call a computer that sings?
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14 Why won't anybody play poker in the jungle?
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15 How do you make holy water?
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16 What do you call an elephant in the snow?
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