Signs You're Addicted to Target
Think You're a True Target Addict? See If You Exhibit These 27 Symptoms
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Famous last words heard at Target: "I'm just going in for one or two things." Suuure, if you say so. Tarjay is a shopping mecca for everything your heart could possibly desire, so it's no shock that there are store addicts running rampant all over the nation. We can either deny it or embrace our Target obsessions with arms wide open. We're going to opt for the latter, because if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Here are 27 signs you've spiraled out of control and into a Target addiction.
1 You're overcome with unspeakable emotions as you pass through the front doors.
2 When employees say "Welcome to Target," you hear something a little different.
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3 People who work there know you by face or name.
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4 Your Target REDcard is front and center in your wallet.
5 You come with a detailed list and the intention of spending a certain amount of money.
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6 But end up "accidentally" losing the list on the way to the dollar spot.
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7 Something comes over you when you hit the dollar spot.
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8 You don't know where to begin at Target; there is so much territory to cover and so little time.
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9 You know, down to the hour, when the latest designer collaboration is going to be released.
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10 And no one, NOT NOBODY, is going to stop you from getting your sizes in it.
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11 You lose sight of what is and what isn't a necessity.
12 You want to bottle the heavenly smells of popcorn, coffee, and all that is Target so you can wear it every day.
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13 After a (very short) debate with yourself, you justify getting all of the things you want.
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14 Your shoe collection is flawless.
15 The Target Starbucks barista knows your coffee-drinking habits WAY too well.
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16 You sometimes get so frenzied you forget where you are and what you're doing.
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17 Nate Berkus pretty much decorated your entire home.
18 You are convinced that the feelings you have for Target are mutual.
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19 You get lost for hours in the maze of books.
20 People tell you that you have a problem, but you don't care.
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21 You actually miss going to school because you love shopping the supplies so much.
22 Sometimes it seems unreal how perfect of a place it is.
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23 When you get to the register, you have to put back the "unnecessary" items.
24 There is always more to see, more to eat, more to buy.
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25 Looking at your total savings gets you excited. Like, weirdly so.
26 You get home and feel like you're coming down from some weird kind of high.
27 You know you'll be back. Soon.
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