Sea Ya Later — This Motorized Pool Float Is the Aquatic Bumper Car of My Childhood Dreams

I just found my new Summer passion, and it involves a lake, some friends, and one of these motorized pool floats that just so happens to be the perfect shape for playing a game of aquatic bumper cars. The perfect cross between a motor boat and a pool float, these GoBoats are durable enough to withstand even the most competitive race across the water and are quiet enough to take fishing. The floats are available in white for $299 or pink and yellow for $314 each. Dibs on the pink one!

While they may be a tad big to drive around in the backyard pool, they only weigh 47 pounds, so they're great for bringing on a casual family trip to the lake or for initiating a friendly competition. Fellow '90s kids, I'm SO ready to soar across the lake like Diddy Kong in Nintendo 64. Take a closer look at the vacation-worthy floats ahead, and prepare to live out the rest of your Summer on the lake.