44 White Elephant Gifts So Ridiculous, Your Friends Will Be Wiping Away Tears of Laughter

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If we're being perfectly honest, nobody actually needs any of these white elephant gifts. But we promise that your friends will be ecstatic when they get their hands on these presents. If you're looking to buy a gift with a little humor to it, look no further. You're about to win the wit award.

From a french-fry holder for the car to a crazy cat lady figurine, these are the surprises that will have everyone on the floor laughing during the next holiday party. Believe us, they are guaranteed hits. Check out all 44 brilliant products you'll actually be (weirdly) dying to own.

Accoutrements Set of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets
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Accoutrements Set of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets

Everyone needs these Accoutrements Set of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets ($10) in their lives.

Sloth Chia Pet
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Sloth Chia Pet

This Sloth Chia Pet ($25) will be a lovely addition to the countertop.

LED Showerhead
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LED Showerhead

The recipient can use this LED Showerhead ($16, originally $20) to have a rave while they bathe.

Pop It Pal
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Pop It Pal

Weird friends who love popping pimples will want this Pop It Pal ($20).

Desktop Punching Bag With Photo Insert
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Desktop Punching Bag With Photo Insert

Rough day at the office? This Desktop Punching Bag With Photo Insert ($22) will come in handy.

Jar of Nothing
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Jar of Nothing

You truly can't go wrong with a Jar of Nothing ($11).

Bseen Foot Hammock
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Bseen Foot Hammock

This Bseen Foot Hammock ($12) is ridiculous.

Vlogging Media Stand
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Vlogging Media Stand

This Vlogging Media Stand ($30) is perfect for your friends who won't stop adding to their Instagram Stories.

Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by Archie McPhee
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Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by Archie McPhee

This Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by Archie McPhee ($17) also comes as a cat or horse.

Smoko Corgi Heated Slipper
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Smoko Corgi Heated Slipper

It doesn't get much cozier than these Smoko Corgi Heated Slipper ($35).

These Cards Will Get You Drunk
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These Cards Will Get You Drunk

These Cards Will Get You Drunk ($16) will be a hit at any party.

You Again? Custom Doormat
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You Again? Custom Doormat

From the dorm room to the new house, this You Again? Custom Doormat ($8) provides a bit of fun.

I Need More Wine Funny Glass
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I Need More Wine Funny Glass

The I Need More Wine Funny Glass ($14) is perfect for your friend who appreciates a heavy pour.

Dad Bag
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Dad Bag

We can't look away from this Dad Bag ($13).

Comfort Cotton Wine Socks
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Comfort Cotton Wine Socks

You can get a beer version of these Comfort Cotton Wine Socks ($15) as well.

Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
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Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder

Put your cleaning to rest in this Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder ($13).

Candy Gummy Sushi Bento Box
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Candy Gummy Sushi Bento Box

This Candy Gummy Sushi Bento Box ($7) combines sushi and candy to create a tasty treat.

Sudski Shower Beer Holder
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Sudski Shower Beer Holder

We all know someone who would appreciate this Sudski Shower Beer Holder ($18).

Sugar-Free Candy Cotton Candy Maker
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Sugar-Free Candy Cotton Candy Maker

Make cotton candy in seconds with this Sugar-Free Candy Cotton Candy Maker ($25).

Fairly Odd Novelties Take Your Shots Into Battle Shipwreck Drinking Game
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Fairly Odd Novelties Take Your Shots Into Battle Shipwreck Drinking Game

Battleship is a classic family board game. Consider this Fairly Odd Novelties Take Your Shots Into Battle Shipwreck Drinking Game ($15, originally $20) the adult version. It'll get a laugh and a lot of use this holiday season.

The Screaming Goat Book & Figure
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The Screaming Goat Book & Figure

This The Screaming Goat Book & Figure ($13) is ridiculous, which is what makes it so good.

Cable Bite
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Cable Bite

This Cable Bite ($6) comes in over 15 fun characters.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

The gift that keeps on giving, this Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats ($8) will make you laugh any day of the week.

BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
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BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

You can choose from several different versions of this BigMouth Inc Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass ($15).

atch Ya' Mouth Original Mouthpiece Game
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atch Ya' Mouth Original Mouthpiece Game

Never be bored again with this atch Ya' Mouth Original Mouthpiece Game ($20).

2019 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar: 365 Days of Punbelievable Jokes
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2019 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar: 365 Days of Punbelievable Jokes

Dad jokes should be told every day, right? With this 2019 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar: 365 Days of Punbelievable Jokes ($40) the jokes never end.

Nostalgia TCS2 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Toaster
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Nostalgia TCS2 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Toaster

If you like it hot, this Nostalgia TCS2 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Toaster ($25) makes gooey grilled cheese in minutes.

Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat
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Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat

Cat hair never looked so good until now. This Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat ($13) book is perfect for any cat-lover.

JFeng Bangle Bracelet Flask
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JFeng Bangle Bracelet Flask

Sneak alcohol into any situation with this JFeng Bangle Bracelet Flask ($18).