Political Gifts
The Weirdest Sh*t You Can Buy to Support Presidential Hopefuls
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Politics bring out the weirdest (and worst) in people, especially around a presidential election — so it makes sense that the politicians and their supporters would sell some weird-ass paraphernalia online. Last week, Rand Paul announced his bid for the presidency, and his website is full of product gems. He's not the only one, though — people are bound to buy Hillary Clinton products from her supporter website after she announced that she's running on Sunday. There's also a Ted Cruz coloring book for kiddos and other eclectic accessories from Jeb Bush fans, although he hasn't formally announced his running. Ahead, check 'em all out in their kooky glory.
Ready For Hillary Dog Hoodie
If your pooch has particularly political inclinations, be sure to dress him in this Hillary Clinton dog hoodie ($35).
Rand Paul Eye Chart
"We need a president who can see clearly, so why not start with one that knows vision and sight better than any other candidate," reads Rand Paul's site description of this eye chart ($20).
Signed US Constitution
Rand Paul didn't write the Constitution, but he'll be damned if he won't sell you a signed one for $1,000.
Grassroots Tour #Ready Poster
For your daily dose of inspiration, just tack this Hillary poster ($20) above your bed.
Rand Paul NSA Spy Cam Blocker
If you worry about the government watching you watch Netflix, invest in Rand Paul's state-of-the-art spy cam blocker ($15).
Hillary Rocks! Old Fashioned Glasses
If you think Hillary Clinton rocks, show it off by drinking your whiskey on the rocks in these branded glasses ($25 for four).
Rand on a Stick
Also known as freedom paddles, these Rand on a Stick doodads will only cost you $35 for 12.
Rand Beats by Dre Covers
Your headphones will look way cooler with "conservative" written along the band ($20 for three).
Rand Beer Koozie
What better way to discuss politics than with a politically koozied ($25 for six) beer in hand?
Giant Rand Paul Birthday Card
For a mere $35, you can gift your friends with a life-size Rand Paul birthday card.
The Real Rand Woven Blanket
Your couch will look so much better with this large, Rand-emblazoned throw blanket ($75) on top.
Cruz to the Future Coloring Book
Little kids love coloring pictures of political ideas, right? Get them Ted Cruz's coloring book ($5) . . . it's what they really want.
I Stand With Rand Tube Socks
Your toes can be cozy and politically inclined while decked out in Rand socks ($15).
Jeb Bush 2016 iPhone Case
Never answer a call without showing off your political views thanks to this Jeb 2016 phone case ($13).
I Stand With Rand Car Mat
Rest your feet on these Rand Paul car mats ($70 each) while you listen to talk radio on your morning drive.
