I'm a Proud Slytherin and Will Defend The House No Matter What

You want a Slytherin with you when you’re trying to figure out what to wear; our loyal and calculated nature makes us the perfect shopping partners! A Gryffindor would encourage you to get the first cool shirt you see without trying it on; a Hufflepuff would tell you to get what makes you happy; and a Ravenclaw would tell you that your money is better spent elsewhere. But a Slytherin? A Slytherin is who you need. A Slytherin will tell you that the top you’re trying on isn’t perfect, but that silver glitzy one in the corner could be, especially with a deep maroon lip, and you should wear the entire ensemble out to drinks tonight.