Best Things About California
22 Reasons You Should Stay FAR AWAY From the Worst State in the Country, California
The Golden State is not all it's cracked up to be, people. We've got good reason to think so. Here's 22 reasons California really sucks.
1 You can't go anywhere without seeing an amazing view.
2 The sunsets are whatever.
3 Seriously, who cares about those sunsets?
4 The food is NBD.
5 There's Golden Poppies basically everywhere.
6 There are too many palm trees.
7 You can visit both San Francisco AND Los Angeles.
8 There are way too many camping grounds to choose from.
9 Muir Woods is filled with, like, a lot of trees.
10 There's all these vineyards everywhere.
11 In-N-Out Burger is on every corner.
12 There's snow as well.
13 There's that giant Golden Gate Bridge in the way of the ocean.
14 There are way too many sports teams.
15 There's that big thing called the Pacific Ocean getting in your way.
16 Let's not even get started on Hollywood.
17 Oh yeah, there's the whole Disneyland situation as well.
18 Enough with the beaches already!
19 The weather is pretty much always nice.
20 Silicon Valley is ALSO in California.
21 Seriously, those palm trees are everywhere.
22 Oh, did I mention the beaches?
