Get ready for the return of "warlock" and "winning" jokes: Comedy Central will roast Charlie Sheen on September 16. To boot, the special just happens to fall on the same date as Ashton Kutcher's first episode of Two and a Half Men. The ruthless roasters should have no problem ripping Sheen to shreds, and the actor himself seems to agree. He said, "You could say I've been providing kindling for Read more

Ashton Kutcher may be taking Charlie Sheen's place on Two and a Half Men, but that doesn't mean Sheen's small-screen days are over. Word on the street is that Sheen is in negotiations for a new sitcom that could air in 2012. There are virtually no additional details; we've got no idea what the show would be about or what network it would air on, so this is very far from a done deal. It gives us Read more

UPDATE: It's now official. The fate of Two and a Half Men has been up in the air for months, but now it appears that CBS may have finally come to a solution: Ashton Kutcher is in final negotiations to replace Charlie Sheen on the hit sitcom. A more formal announcement should come within a few days, but apparently the offer opened up to Kutcher after Hugh Grant passed on the opportunity. Read more

Among independent voters, Charlie Sheen is winning. Duh. In a recent poll, more independent voters said they would pick Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin for president by a 41 to 36 margin. Among Democrats, he'd beat Palin by a 44 to 24 point margin. But don't expect to see the unemployed actor and his goddesses in the White House anytime soon, even if he ran against Palin in a tiger-blood-fueled Read more