Best Award Show Acceptance Speeches 2014

Matthew McConaughey's Totally Bizarre Digression

We're not the only ones who noticed, either. In fact, during the SAG Awards, Cate Blanchett had some choice words about the whole ordeal.

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Care Blanchett's Ballsy Shenanigans

Not only did Cate Blanchett totally fondle her statue, but she took a jab at Matthew McConaughey when they tried to cut her short. "Twenty-nine seconds?! Matthew McConaughey spoke about Neptune. I think that I can have five seconds."

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Leonardo DiCaprio Says He's Sorry

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Mostly just this quote: "Thank you to my parents. I thank you and I simultaneously apologize to you about everything I did in this movie."

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has a Serious "Mix-Up"

It would have been even more amazing if she just started eating that sandwich, right?

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Bryan Cranston Has a Mini Primp Session

Arguably the best use of Anna Gunn's Breaking Bad clutch.

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Sandra Bullock Drops the F-Bomb

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Even better, she had everyone on the floor with this amazing joke: "I'd like to thank George Clooney, for floating away and never coming back."

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Lupita Nyong'o Is Beside Herself

You know you've made it when Oprah gives you a standing ovation.

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Amy Poehler Makes Out With Bono

Because what else do you do when you win your first Golden Globe?

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Michael Douglas Sprinkles His Speech With Dirty Jokes

Also, be on the lookout for Matt Damon's reactions while you're watching.

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Jacqueline Bisset Is Stunned Into Silence

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Seriously. This may as well be the video, too.

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Ty Burrell Teaches Us How to Be an Actor

"And number five be . . . number five . . . have knack . . . have a knack for memorizing."

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Robert Downey Jr. Pretends to Be Iron Man

This, after requesting a spotlight and dramatic music.

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