Behind on Award Season? Catch Up With 12 Hilarious Speeches
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Acceptance speeches at award shows can go so many different ways. If you're like Matthew McConaughey, you've already figured out the perfect formula. Then there are the speeches that are filled with tears and gratitude and that make you smile and cry along with the bewildered recipient. Or, you know, there are always those unsuspecting winners who end up giving a flustered and ultimately endearing speech. Luckily for us, 2014 has brought a very eclectic variety of moments, which is why we're rehashing our favorites below!
Matthew McConaughey's Totally Bizarre Digression
We're not the only ones who noticed, either. In fact, during the SAG Awards, Cate Blanchett had some choice words about the whole ordeal.
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Care Blanchett's Ballsy Shenanigans
Not only did Cate Blanchett totally fondle her statue, but she took a jab at Matthew McConaughey when they tried to cut her short. "Twenty-nine seconds?! Matthew McConaughey spoke about Neptune. I think that I can have five seconds."
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Leonardo DiCaprio Says He's Sorry
Mostly just this quote: "Thank you to my parents. I thank you and I simultaneously apologize to you about everything I did in this movie."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has a Serious "Mix-Up"
It would have been even more amazing if she just started eating that sandwich, right?
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Bryan Cranston Has a Mini Primp Session
Arguably the best use of Anna Gunn's Breaking Bad clutch.
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Sandra Bullock Drops the F-Bomb
Even better, she had everyone on the floor with this amazing joke: "I'd like to thank George Clooney, for floating away and never coming back."
Lupita Nyong'o Is Beside Herself
You know you've made it when Oprah gives you a standing ovation.
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Amy Poehler Makes Out With Bono
Because what else do you do when you win your first Golden Globe?
Michael Douglas Sprinkles His Speech With Dirty Jokes
Also, be on the lookout for Matt Damon's reactions while you're watching.
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Ty Burrell Teaches Us How to Be an Actor
"And number five be . . . number five . . . have knack . . . have a knack for memorizing."
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Robert Downey Jr. Pretends to Be Iron Man
This, after requesting a spotlight and dramatic music.