Skeet Ulrich is the embodiment of scary-sexy. He's played creeps in movies and TV shows since the '90s, and now he's back on our radar (thank God) because of Riverdale. The 47-year-old plays the mysterious gangster FP Jones (father to Cole Sprouse's Jughead), and it seems like each week he just gets hotter . . . and hotter . . . and hotter. What better way to celebrate Skeet than with his steamiest pictures over the years? Brace yourself; there are a lot.