Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson aren't as wild as you think! In a pretaped sketch that originally aired during their New Year's Eve special on Dec. 31, they confess to each other that they're not the party animals everyone presumes they are. "You can't tell anyone this: I've never actually smoked pot before," Miley admits to Pete. Another bombshell? Their tattoos are fake! "These are like stickers I buy from Claire's," Miley points out. "I'm not even from Staten Island," Pete quips, referencing his 2020 autobiographical drama, The King of Staten Island. Oh, and Miley prefers book clubs over dance clubs. They are obviously joking, if you haven't figured it out yet.
Within the last few seconds, Miley and Pete ponder what it must be like for Saweetie, whom they describe as "a bad b*tch but like for real." Next, the camera cuts to the "Icy Chain" rapper quietly knitting in her dressing room. "Hey, wanna do something crazy?" she coyly asks fellow rapper 24kGoldn, to which he responds, "What do you have in mind?" Saweetie then pulls out crossword puzzles and a . . . pen, you know, to spice things up. Moral of the story? Never judge a book by its cover! Watch the funny clip above.