All the Times You Just Couldn't Relate to Gwyneth Paltrow

Not only could we not relate, but we were also extremely confused when she declared on Goop: "I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter. I have long had Dr. Emoto's coffee-table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it."