31 American Horror Story GIFs That Will Prep You For the Freak Show

See what we did there?

Sorry, we can't seem to stop with the puns.

We're still not sure what's scary about leaf blowers, but we're kinda creeped out nonetheless.

Well, this is weird.

Kinda expected her to be more scary looking.

Well, and then this happens.

We're dizzy, and a little confused.

One second there's only one, but then you're seeing double.

Are they conjoined twins? Or just back to back?

Never turning the lights off ever again. So, thanks Ryan Murphy.

That's what you get, you nosy brats.

This isn't terrifying at all! Just kidding we're never sleeping again.

Ah yes, the ol' through-the-legs trick.

Ready to conquer the world, one freak at a time.

What is going on with those monster hands?

Can't . . . stop . . . staring.

OK, we know he's a strongman, but what else does he do?

It's especially casual because it's a ladybeard.

They really put their heads together whenever they encounter a tough problem, we're sure.

I mean, the fact that she's this bendy is scary enough. But then . . .

Oh, look, there's a third one. You know what? It's fine. That's totally fine.

So wait, HOW many of these people have three legs?

Sure, he's dancing and stuff, but that's only because he's excited about MURDERING YOU.

NOPE. BYE, EVERYONE.

He almost looks friendly, right? . . . Right?!

NOPE. NOT FRIENDLY. This clown is about to eat your soul, and there's nothing you can do about it.

So, you're saying ALL of his organs are cool with this? Oh, OK.

Why is she in a cage? Why is this person terrorizing her?!

Is this the same at the contortionist? Or is there just, like, a whole group of spider ladies walking around? Either way, nope.

Gotta go. See you guys later.

Giant chicken creature? Minotaur? Some other nameless monster? Whatever's attached to this hand will be starring in your nightmares for the coming weeks.