54 American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life

American Horror Story might be one of the most twisted shows around, but it also has some of the most clever dialogue on television. Now that American Horror Story: Cult has come to an end, we're finding ways to tide ourselves over until the next season arrives. We're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.

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When You Get Room Service and It Gets Everywhere
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When You Get Room Service and It Gets Everywhere

02
When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
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When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents

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When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
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When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"

04
When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
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When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With

05
When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
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When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days

06
When Your Friend Gets Two Beyoncé Tickets and They Don't Invite You Right Away
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When Your Friend Gets Two Beyoncé Tickets and They Don't Invite You Right Away

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When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
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When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk

09
When You Cross the Street Before the Light Turns Green
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When You Cross the Street Before the Light Turns Green

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When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
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When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired

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When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
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When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet

12
When You're Clearly Insane
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When You're Clearly Insane

13
Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
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Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever

15
Literally Every Single Time You Drink Tea
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Literally Every Single Time You Drink Tea

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When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
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When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock

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When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"
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When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"

18
When Everyone Can Just Die
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When Everyone Can Just Die

19
When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You
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When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You

20
When Your Boo Makes You Do a Couples' Costume on Halloween
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When Your Boo Makes You Do a Couples' Costume on Halloween

22
When Someone Steals One of Your French Fries
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When Someone Steals One of Your French Fries

23
When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong
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When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong

24
When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You
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When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You

25
When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do
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When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do

26
When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme
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When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme

27
When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation
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When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation

29
When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You
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When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You

30
When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them
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When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them

31
When Someone's a Stupid B*tch
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When Someone's a Stupid B*tch

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When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch
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When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch

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When Someone's an Ungrateful Little B*tch
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When Someone's an Ungrateful Little B*tch

34
When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them
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When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them

36
When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette
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When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette

37
When You Find a Clown on the Side of the Road
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When You Find a Clown on the Side of the Road

38
When Someone's Disrespectin' You
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When Someone's Disrespectin' You

39
When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure
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When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure

40
When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You
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When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You

41
When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is
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When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is

43
When You Don't Like Someone
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When You Don't Like Someone

44
When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To
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When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To

45
When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word
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When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word

46
When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet
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When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet

47
When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl
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When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl

48
When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating
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When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating

50
When You Don't Give a Sh*t
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When You Don't Give a Sh*t

51
When You Like the Sound of That
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When You Like the Sound of That

52
When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice
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When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice

53
When You're as Dead as Disco
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When You're as Dead as Disco

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When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep
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When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep

Any Questions?
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Any Questions?