Editors' Picks: Entertainment Must Haves For February

As if you didn't already know that Feb. 13 is the release of Fifty Shades of Grey? As if you haven't had your calendar marked for months? Like you didn't already purchase your ticket to the highly anticipated E L James adaptation? Like you don't already have a poster with Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson's faces pasted to your cubicle? Please.

— MP