A Wet Hot American Summer Refresher

He's Camp Firewood’s dreamiest counselor. It doesn't even matter that he's an emotional abuser and probably suffers from borderline personality disorder. All the girls love him and all the boys want to be just like him, except for the handful of kids that he lets drown, and nobody is asking their opinion anyway. He’s too much man for one woman, but doesn't like when girls smell like hamburgers.