50 Beyond-Twisted Moments From American Horror Story: Hotel

Updated on Jan 30, 2016 at 7:00 PM

There's really no way to prepare oneself for a new season of American Horror Story. Sure, you can read all the articles in the world, but that doesn't mean you're ready to see Schmidt from New Girl being raped with a conical drill-bit dildo. To be perfectly honest, no one should be ready to see that. Still, when you sign up to watch one of TV's most disturbing shows, you have to anticipate that there's going to be some weird stuff. After all, American Horror Story has a long history of showing bloody, inhumane sequences. Heck, even the actors get freaked out. Now that Hotel has concluded, here are the 50 moments from this season that we'll never, ever be able to get out of our heads.

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When the First Monster Comes Out of the Mattress

When the Swedish Tourist Is Getting Her Blood Drained in the Bathroom

When Gabriel Is Raped by That Fleshy Thing With a Conical Dildo

When We See That Couple Impaled and Precariously Glued Together

When Scarlett Walks In on Those Dudes Crucified With Their Organs Ripped Out

When the Countess and Donovan Have an Insane Blood Orgy

When Sally Sews Gabriel Into the Mattress

When John Sees Those People Banging in His Shower

When Tristan Cuts His Own Face to Get Out of Working

When Tristan Bites Into That Maggot-Infested Sandwich

When Mr. March Shoots a Hole in That Hooker's Head

When Sally Gnashes Her Own Teeth Out

When Mr. March Slashes That Girl to Death While Raping Her

When Mr. March Shoots Miss Evers Then Slices His Own Throat

When Tristan Stabs His Grindr Date in the Neck

When Gabriel Grabs Claudia From Out of the Mattress

Then When He Stabs Her Over and Over

When You See Those Reporters' Tongues Nailed Into Their Desks

When Claudia Appears All Bloody and Half-Naked

When the Countess Shoots a Hole in Mo's Head

When Donovan Opens His Own Vein to His Mother

When Ricky Smashes That Tourist's Head in With a Lamp

When John Lowe Sees His Room Is Literally Bleeding

When Holden Feeds ON the Dog

When Dahmer Drills Into That Guy's Head

When the Devil's Night Diners Stab That Man to Death

When Alex Is Chugging Blood Bags in the Hospital Closet

When That Vampire Kid Murders His Own Parents, Then the Whole School

When the Countess Slits Liz Taylor's Coworkers' Throats

When Iris Butchers That Hipster Couple With a Corkscrew

When Kara's Body Is Decomposing in the Bathtub

When the Swedish Ghosts Brutally Murder "Some Stupid Guy With a Big Hard-On"

When We See the Televangelist With His Guts Spilled on the Alter

When the Swedish Ghosts Have a Crazy, Bloody Three-way With John

When the Countess Slashes Tristan's Throat

When We Meet the Countess's Baby, Batholomew

When Those Zombie-Vampires Are Unleashed Into the Hotel

Then Why They Feed on Marcy the Realtor

When Wren Steps in Front of the Bus

When John Finds the Room of Preserved Organs

When John Realizes He's the Killer

When John Stabs His Partner

When There's a Straight-Up Porn Shooting Upstairs

When Donovan Rocks Out to "Hotline Bling"

Then When Iris and Liz Taylor Come Raging In, Guns Blazing

When Sally Digs the Bullets Out of The Coutness

When Sally Shoots Up That Guy in His D*ck

Then When She Stitches Herself to Him and His Girlfriend

When James March Kills Our Dear Queenie

When The Countess Slits Liz Taylor's Throat