Scream Queens: 12 Reasons Your Love For Chad Radwell Will Live Forever

Chad Radwell. Doesn't his name just roll off your tongue? Scream Queens' season one leading man, played by Glen Powell, is a chronic scene-stealer. We've been nursing a crush on him from the premiere, even though he's an elitist, sexist nymphomaniac. We're not proud, but there's just something about him. OK, he's superhot, but he's also way too proud of it. Spoiler alert: To our great dismay (seriously, we might quit Scream Queens), Chad has become the latest victim of the Green Meanie. We didn't see it coming, and we're not happy about it. Here are all the reasons we'll never forget this sweet, sweet flower of a man.

01
First of all, this.
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First of all, this.

Don't even pretend his body isn't ridiculously hot, OK?

02
He's got great style.
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He's got great style.

Chad's not afraid to go all out for a casual day on the golf course with his best bro.

03
He can be very protective.
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He can be very protective.

With his wiener.

04
But he's not about to let just anyone touch his wiener.
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But he's not about to let just anyone touch his wiener.

To be fair, he does say it in a relatively nice way.

05
He's assertive about what he needs.
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He's assertive about what he needs.

Mostly when it comes to people touching, or not touching, his wiener.

06
He's in touch with his emotions.
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He's in touch with his emotions.

And when his bro is murdered, he's honest about how he's feeling.

08
He probably has a drawer full of panties.
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He probably has a drawer full of panties.

I bet it's labeled, "ChadRad's Panty Drawer".

09
He's versed in political history.
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He's versed in political history.

Related: Franklin D. Roosevelt said this.

10
He's an unapologetic over-sharer.
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He's an unapologetic over-sharer.

Seriously, he's not even a little bit ashamed.

11
You can tell when he's saying "Chad Radwell", even without sound.
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You can tell when he's saying "Chad Radwell", even without sound.

Chaaad Raaadwellllll.

12
Even Nick Jonas loves him.
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Even Nick Jonas loves him.

Bros for life, even when that life is cut unexpectedly short.