15 Gut Reactions You Had to Orange Is the New Black's Season 4 Premiere

If you're reading this, it means that season four of Orange Is the New Black is officially out in the world. I applaud you for coming out of your viewing hole to read about the premiere — I know that the lure of Litchfield can be strong. We'll get through this together, though, and to start with, let's take a look back at all the emotions you cycled through during the season premiere. A quick warning that I will definitely be spoiling events from the first episode for you!

01
When the Intro Music Cues Up
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When the Intro Music Cues Up

02
When Lolly Saves Alex
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When Lolly Saves Alex

03
When Piper Says She's "Gangsta"
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When Piper Says She's "Gangsta"

04
When Crazy Eyes Is Feeling Maureen's Earlobe
ABC

When Crazy Eyes Is Feeling Maureen's Earlobe

05
When Lolly Says, "Cosby Dream Shot"
BBC

When Lolly Says, "Cosby Dream Shot"

06
When Morello Is Talking About Her Wedding
Bravo

When Morello Is Talking About Her Wedding

08
When Crazy Eyes Realizes That Maureen Is Actually Crazier Than Her
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When Crazy Eyes Realizes That Maureen Is Actually Crazier Than Her

09
When Judy King and Luschek Are Bonding
Disney

When Judy King and Luschek Are Bonding

10
When Caputo Implies That Maureen Did Something Really Bad in Her Past
NBC

When Caputo Implies That Maureen Did Something Really Bad in Her Past

11
When Poussey Is So Starstruck by Judy
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When Poussey Is So Starstruck by Judy

12
When Alex Has to Kill the Hitman
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When Alex Has to Kill the Hitman

13
When Healy Struts In With His Jamba Juice
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When Healy Struts In With His Jamba Juice

15
. . . While "Last Resort" by Papa Roach Is Playing
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. . . While "Last Resort" by Papa Roach Is Playing