Not to Sound Witchy, but a Modern Hocus Pocus Is a Recipe For Disaster

Along the same lines as the virgin jokes, many of the best parts of the original Hocus Pocus would be lost trying to make it family-friendly for today's Disney Channel audience. Whether it's the grouchy wife who gets pissed about her husband (dressed as Satan) being too friendly with the Sanderson sisters or Winifred's assertion that she's been to hell, thank you very much, and "found it quite lovely," it's just hard to imagine some of the same references flying in a 2018 remake.