8 Reasons Wednesday Addams Is My Soulless Sister

Who could forget Wednesday's iconic Thanksgiving Day speech? She exposes the problematic nature of the holiday with a powerful monologue about the pain and abuse Native Americans suffered in the country's early history. "Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs," she says. "We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation . . . And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground." Someone had to say it!