13 Perfect SNL Opening Monologues That Were Almost Better Than the Show Itself

Taylor Swift with her guitar is classic Taylor Swift all the way, so yes, of course she opens her hosting gig with a song titled, well, "Monologue Song (La La La)." We hear it all — from her love for Winter smells to her messy breakup with Joe (Jonas not Alwyn). It's hilarious in a jokingly passive-aggressive, proto-Reputation kind of way, and we love to see Tay be able to "shake it off."