Funny Parenting Milestones
20 Unconventional Parenting Milestones That Need to Be Celebrated
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Baby books come ready to go with spaces for photos and lines to fill out the dates of classic baby milestones — baby's first haircut, baby's first tooth, baby's first solid food — these are all things that new parents want to remember and share. But what about the milestones that leave us hysterically laughing (or crying), like baby's first inappropriate public outburst?
We feel strongly about remembering the funny stuff too, so we've rounded up the 20 unconventional parenting milestones that you'll want to document in the blank spaces of the baby book — and in some cases, video and play at your child's wedding for all to see.
1 The first time your baby gives you the finger.
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2 The first time they dis your cooking.
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3 The first time they have an epic poop-splosion.
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4 The first time you scare the crap out of them.
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5 The first time you fail at cosleeping.
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6 The first time they drop an F-bomb.
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7 The first time they get so hyper they projectile vomit.
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8 The first time they fall asleep into their meal.
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9 The first time they pass out on the family pet.
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10 The first time they do something inappropriate in public.
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11 The first time you witness them in complete awe of the world.
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12 The first time they eat something inedible.
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13 The first time you realize you may be in over your head.
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14 The first time you successfully "own" them at their own game.
15 The first time you realize your child is a thief.
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16 The first time you question your kid's sobriety.
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17 The first time they get stuck somewhere.
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18 The first time they throw a tantrum in public and you pretend you don't know them.
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19 The first time they dress themselves.
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20 The first time you realize that your kid is going to be cooler than you.
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