Here's the Gift Moms Really Want When They Have a Second Child

So that when she's up at 3 a.m. after nursing her baby and can't go back to sleep, she can put her subscription to good use and play a documentary that will have her snoozing in minutes.

So while she's getting a massage she can actually just be asleep.

So when the baby is sleeping, she's not cleaning, she's sleeping.

So when you have her children, she can be sleeping.

So that when she finally gets some rest, it's as cozy as can be.

So whether you're watching the kids or a sitter is, she can be away from it all, and yep, sleeping.

To put her blissfully to sleep after a few glorious sips.

So that when the baby is sleeping and she can't sleep, she'll fall asleep out of boredom*.

*Or maybe try a sports autobiography or something.

In-laws, visitors, her partner, her own children — everyone. Get them out, so she can sleep.