The Kinds of Christmas Cards People Send

1 The Not-So-Humble Bragger

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Her family had the BEST year ever, and she's not afraid to tell you all about it! From the straight-A report cards to the big promotion at work, she owned 2014, and she's not going to let anyone rain on her parade.

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2 The Comedian

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It would appear that this mom is using her holiday card as a platform for her new stand-up routine. Alas, it seems like she's the only one who's in on the joke.

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3 The Novelist

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Not only is this family's holiday letter three pages long, but there's also a link to their blog to follow along for continued updates all year long. Joy!

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4 The "Are These People For Real?" Family

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Their gorgeous card, with its perfectly appropriate message and thoughtful, handwritten note, makes you green with envy year after year. And seriously? She had a baby four months ago, but this mom looks like a supermodel!

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5 The Debbie Downer

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"It's been a pretty good year . . . other than my mom's cancer prognosis and the fact that my husband's company is tanking. Season's greetings!"

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6 The Late-to-the-Party Family

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She ordered her cards on Christmas Eve and mailed them out on Jan. 3. Whatevs.

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7 The Glam Girl

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Forget the kids — for this mom, the focus of the family holiday card is all about her. It's pretty clear that she bought a whole new ensemble (and had her hair and makeup done) for the photo, and she's proud to share the news of her eight-pound weight loss, trip to Milan, Italy, and brand-new walk-in closet. Mariah's got nothing on her!

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8 The Egreeter

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Oh no they didn't — the dancing elves ecard again?

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9 Whodunnit?

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You're racking your brain on this one, but you can't for the life of you figure out who the elusive "Jim, Janie, and the kids!" are. Seriously, they know your names, they have your address . . . but you can't make the connection.

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10 The Bomb Dropper

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You haven't talked to her in 10 months, and she's taken this opportunity to share some major news. A baby bump, a move overseas, a foster child . . . there's no time like holiday time for this mom to share her family's front-page headlines.

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